wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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(Source: shredbundy, via dearjaimesincerelyme)

danthemedicman:

futuresailorgirl:

danthemedicman:

My life has become pretty much the Army and i’m asleep by 2100 on the weekdays, i’m an old man. 

Old man that gets hit on by 15 year old anons, so you can’t be doing too badly.

yeah because I like being hit on 15 year olds…..

(via dearjaimesincerelyme)

This is literally me

(via glitterandnightmares)

babyferaligator:

U r beautiful and ur gonna do great today

babyferaligator:

U r beautiful and ur gonna do great today

(Source: omargawsh, via thethingthatspins)

"Being a true bad ass has no weight or gender requirement - just 100% commitment to greatness"

Dwayne Johnson (The Rock)

as always, what the Rock’s cooking smells great. (via babywipesenthusiast)

(Source: xmaryxmoox, via saepefidelis)

kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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(via tattoosandconverse)